Griep en Co

-Uitspraak van een griepvirus: “Ik voel me vandaag niet zo lekker, ik denk dat ik antibiotica heb.” (Anoniem)

-The doctor tells the patient he has very bad flu. The patient says he wants a second opinion. The doctor says, ”OK, you’re ugly too”. (Anonymous)

-“If a doctor treats your cold, it will go away in fourteen days. If you leave it alone, it will go away in two weeks. (Gloria Silverstein)

-A man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, ”Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”
“Do you mean aspirin?” says the pharmacist.
“That’s it, I can never remember that word.” (Anonymous)

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